Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Perfect Boyfriend ~~

这样疼女友很拽的,这才是男友,你够格吗?

我不允许你哭,因为有我在你还哭的话,就证明我没用, 还要我干什么?!


我不允许你和别的男孩子晚上在外面玩,不是我不信任你,在心胸阔的男孩子也会吃醋的,更何况我是那么的在乎你!

我不允许你不吃饭,人是铁饭是钢,身体是革命的本钱,我不想你死我前头!

我不允许你熬夜,理由和第二条一样,身体是革命的本钱,我不想你死我前头!

我不允许你干体力活,有我在你凭什么那么累,乖乖的给我擦汗,倒水喝!

我不允许你起的比我早,别废话,让你睡你就睡,睡饱了好起来吃我做的早餐!

我不允许你单独一个人走夜路,因为有我在我永远不会让你一个人走!

我不允许你吃醋,开玩笑,我那么专一,我如果在你面前多看别的女生一眼,我把自己剁了!

我不允许你喝酒,不是不让你喝,少喝可以,喝多了伤身体

我不允许你把手弄伤,一个女生最漂亮的除了脸蛋就是手了,你要爱护啊!

我不允许你不信任我,我对你承诺的话,说过的话,答应你的一切我都会做到!

我不允许你不理我,你在我心中是那么重要,没有你我会很不自在,不要折磨我好吗?


我不允许你和我斗嘴,我让着你你才能赢,到现在和女生打嘴架除了我让着的,要不没有能赢我的!

我不允许你孤单,我的爱和思念会时刻陪在你左右,有它们陪你,你不会感到孤单!

我不允许你下雨不打伞,虽然女人是水做的,但淋湿了会感,我会心疼!


我不允许你生气,有我在你会很开心的,哪怕是天塌了,也要先把你逗笑!


我不允许你不听话,你如果问我为什么强行抱你去医院的话,我只回答一句话:"因为你是我的!"


我不允许你吓我,我很胆小,不要用任何事吓我,我会很害!


我不允许你打我,不要打了,你的手会很痛的,我很抗打哦!


我不允许你大声的跟我喊,省省吧,嗓子不痛吗?喊坏了我还心疼呢!

我不允许你独自过马路,现在的司机很猛的,我要牵着你的手,把你平安的送到对面!

我不允许你懦弱,你要非常强悍,我这么不听话,你要管得住我哦!

我不允许你斤斤计较,做女人要看的开,心胸广阔才能快乐,听话哦!

我不允许你是最快乐的,因为拥有你,我已经是世上最快乐的了,所以你只能排第二了!

我不允许你不说话,宝贝,我们也需要交流,就算是我单方面的赔礼道歉你也应该给点面子说声:原谅你吧!

我不允许你要风度不要温度,多穿点吧,天冷会感冒的,不管你穿的怎么样,你在我眼里都是最美的!

我不允许你减肥,我的爱跟你的体重没关系,你要坚信无论你变成什么样,我都爱你!

我不允许你迷惘,小傻瓜不许怀疑我是否爱你!

我不允许你去远的地方不告诉我,那样我一定会疯的!



我不允许你………………


~ Shereen ~

Friday, March 26, 2010

一篇男生都会明白,女生都会感慨知道太迟的文章

~ 男人要永远感谢在他20多岁的时候 ~
曾经陪在他身边的女人
~ 因为20多岁的男人处在一生中的最低点,
没钱、没地位,没房、没车、没事业,
不能独立又不想依赖,挣扎彷徨着,寻找自己的位置!
~而20多岁的女人却是她生命中最灿烂的时候
男人要永远感谢在他20多岁的时候
曾经陪在他身边的女人,

~ 因为二十多岁的男人还很“懵懂”,
~ 而二十多岁的女人却很灿烂;
* 二十多岁的男人处在一生中的最低点,
* 而二十多岁的女人却是她的大好华年;
~ 二十多岁的男人很不知珍惜,
~ 而二十多岁的女人最需要被珍惜;
* 二十多岁的男人自卑到极点所以非常自负,
* 而二十多岁的女人却在努力建立他的自信;
~ 二十多岁的男人不懂爱,不会爱却需要爱,
~ 而二十多岁的女人需要被爱,需要关怀,
却要付出呵护付出关怀;
* 二十多岁的男人没钱、没事业,但有欲望
* 而二十多岁的女人空守着自己的韶光不再;

~ 女孩子二十岁左右是她最美丽的年华,
这时她的心地最善良,她有点成熟,又有点孩子气。
* 男孩子在二十多岁时遇见了一个年纪相当的女孩子,
那一定要珍惜她,
因为这个女孩是用自己最美丽的年华
陪他走过了最暗淡的日子!!!
~ 女孩只要陪他走过,女孩会永远幸福下去~~~
当女孩对你撒娇甚至无理取闹时,
请男孩不要烦恼女孩,
* 因为她们有道理这样,我们没理由烦恼,
我们要做的就是很理解很理解,保护好这位天使,
等我们到了30岁,正当我们最美丽的时候,
也请你不要放开这位曾经的天使!!!
~ 二十多岁的男人不知道珍惜,不知道感恩.
* 当他们三十多岁的时候,事业有成,成熟稳重.
开始嫌弃曾经陪伴过他,但不再年轻的女人.
~ 有人说男人其实是最专一的.
* 因为从20岁到80岁的男人都喜欢
20岁左右年轻漂亮的女人.
* 有人说现在的年轻女孩都很现实,眼中没有爱情.
~ 称着年轻嫁个有钱的,一辈子也就有个归宿了.
* 男人有时好比洋葱,
要想看到洋葱的心就需要一层一层去剥。
~ 但是女人在剥的过程会不断流泪剥到最后才知道,
原来洋葱是没有心的.

~Shereen ~

Monday, March 15, 2010

The Chicken Family

Effective from today onwards ,
The Onwards Family had been changed to The Chicken Family

There are also changes in member's name such as :
- from Mimi to Char Siew 叉烧
- from Sausau to Bai Zhan Ji 白斩鸡
- from Lizard to Roasted Chicken 烧鸡
- from Kesas God to Chicken Little
- from Bird to Roasted pork 烧肉
- from Small White to Kampung Chicken 菜园鸡

Thanks for all yr co-operation .

Thursday, March 11, 2010

♥♥♥

Girls Facts

~ When you catch the girl glancing at you , she wants you to look ~

~ When a girl says she cant live without u ,she has made up her mind dat you're her future ~

~ When a girl says " I Miss You " , no one in this world can miss you more than that ~

~ When a girl is mean to you after a break up , she wants you back , ~
but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone 4eva

Guys Facts

* When a guys calls you , he wants you to be with him *

* When a guy is quiet , he's listening to you *

* When a guy is not arguing , he realizes he's wrong *

* When a guys says " i'm fine " after few minutes , he mean it *

* When a guy stares at you , he wishes you could care about him and wonders if you do *

* When you lay yr head on a guy's chest , he has the world *

* When a guy text/calls/comment about you everyday , he's in love with you *

* When a (good) guy tells you he loves you , he meant it *

* When a guys says he can't live without you , he's with you till you're done *

* When a guy says " I miss You " , he misses you more than you could have *
ever missed him or anything else




Someone in your mind as you reading this ??
GOOD !!! Because you are in LOVE ~~



~ xiu qi ~

LOVE

Once upon a time a bird fell in love with a white rose


One day she (bird) proposed to him (white rose)


But the white rose refused


White rose said I don’t love you


Bird come daily and proposed to him


Finally , white rose said : “ When I turn red , I will love you "


One day bird come and cut her wings and spread her blood on the rose and the rose turned red .


Then the rose realized how much bird loved him.


But it was too late


Because bird was dead



So respect the love and feelings of the person who loves you .Dont waste your life……..



~~ xiu qi ~~

Amazing people's brain

Sorry for the lack of update lately .
Here's a post that really amazed me a lot .
Check this out !

I believe most of you out there had been to Pizza Hut before .
( at least once la ok ? ) ^^
Then , you all should know that Pizza Hut has their salad bar section at one corner .
The 1 rule is you only allowed to take ONCE from the salad bar .
There's no such thing as refill or what shit .
Ok , since they said we only can take ONCE
but they didn't set the limit of how much we can take each time .
Here are some amazing ideas !
Scroll down ~~~


As usual , we only try to put as much as possible onto our plate
Here's another idea to get more out of it !


Firstly , do your first layer of base using carrots bcoz they are more solid .
You don't want it to crash half way right ? ^^

Side view of the most bottom layer

Second layer will be using the pineapple form into a round shape .
Then in the middle empty hole you can put in beans , peas and corns .

Second layer done ! with the middle hole filled up with salad

Use pineapple to fill up the outer ring so that the base will be more secure

Stack up some peaches in the middle , leaving the outer ring empty

Arrange cucumber slices on the outer ring to fill up the whole layer

Then pour some chick peas or whatever peas in the middle to fill up those small holes

Stack pineapple cubes above the cucumber slices

Then put more peach cubes in the middle

Sprinkle some raisins in the middle .
Add your choice of sauce around the middle ring .

Add cucumber slices around the outer ring again

Lastly , add on pineapple cubes above the cucumber sliced again .
And there you go . TADAA !!


1 salad that can be divided into 10 plates .
If you think that's the only design , check this out !

Pagoda style 1

Pagoda style 2 with pineapple

Pagoda style 3 with snow

I believe no one had try this in Malaysia yet . ( I'm not sure )
But this idea had been used before in China .
Check properly before u really wanna try this out okay ? hahaha


Love ,
Shereen <3

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