Thursday, February 25, 2010

Marriage life BEFORE and AFTER

Difference between pre-marriage life and post-marriage life

Before marriage : Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage : Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage : I die for you. . .
After marriage
: ' You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married
: ' You want to die ? I help you!

Before marriage : You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage
: You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married
: I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before marriage : You are my heart, you are my love'
After marriage
: ' You get on my nerves. '

Before marriage : ' You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After marriage
: ' You are worse than Godzilla'

Before marriage : Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After marriage
: Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before marriage : Every meal he brings you to Shangri-La
After marriage
: You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before marriage : She looks like Anita Sarawak
After marriage
: Don't know whether katak or biawak

Love ,
Shereen ^^

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